George Orwell was almost arrested when he showed off his Dystopian Undertones to large crowds of people.
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When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.
Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.
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