Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste

Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”

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The Stallion

Another word used for a humongous cock. Horses have enormous dicks and sometimes one of your friends might too.

Daniel: “dude I railed her last night she could barely breath”
Simon: “she was faking her ex had The Stallion”