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the monkey that needs to GET THE FUCK IN BED AND GO TO SLEEP
GODDAMN IT BONZO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
the alias used by dr. Jekyll to be a douchbag without consequence
person1: "man that mr. hyde character is a real jackass" person2: "yeah just last week he trampled my daughter"
little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people
I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident
a word you can put in the place of another word no matter the definition of the original word
last night I did a ongadoo
whenever I ongadoo my eyes hurt
mommy says daddy left to get an ongadoo
you know its wrong for white people to say ongadoo
(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
one of the few types of people you can trust
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Be the first one to fire.
Every man is a liar.
There's just one kind of man who tells the truth,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Don't be a fool for a smile or a kiss,
or your bullet might miss.
Keep your eye on your goal.
There's just one rule that can save you your life,
that's a hand on your knife, and a devil in your soul.
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me,
or A Gringo Like Me,
or A Gringo Like Me,
2π 3π