baseball bat

a very large blunt

hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats

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grand slam

actually fucking dying from alcohol/drugs

Tad: dude i think Chad hit a fucking grand slam!
Brad: should we take him to the hospital?
Tad: nahhh, let him enjoy it, it might have just been a home run
RIP Chad

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gek

gekyume equal nig shot

hey my name is gek so suck my 24 incher you fucking chad.

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lizard skin

stig/juul/anything that has nicotine

Chad: WHY THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE ANY LIZARD SKIN?
Tad: YOU USED THEM ALL FUCKING RETARD

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home run

completely fucking blacking out from anything past advil

Tad: Chad just hit a fucking home run!!
Brad: should we help him?
Tad: put him in bed and let him sleep it off.
chad was not fine. RIP

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