Desperate, starving, thirsty, obsessive
You love submitting words to the Urban Dictionary, you're such a Matt Lissack!!
You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.
Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock
(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")
Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!
"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"