Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.

Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

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unbrolievable

When a close male friend of a male acts in an unfavorable non bro-like manor typically raising speculation that he may not indeed be a bro.

Dustin, "Hey bro where have you been? I've been waiting outside your house in my car idle for an hour now..lucky for you my 6-CD changer is loaded with jack johnson, john mayor and dane cook"

Talan, "Chillax bro I was ironing Polo# 3's collar bro"

Dustin, "You only wear 3 polos at once bro? I wear at least 7. You're unbrolievable".

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