McFuck

1. someone you fuck without emotional attachment.

2. a "fuck buddy" that only temporarily fills a void.

"I was going to call my ex-girlfriend and see if she wanted to hang out for a while, but I was feeling lazy so I just called up my McFuck and fucked her in the Chic-fil-a parking lot."

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potponed

to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.

I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.