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the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021


unga booga

cavemanish for "fuck me"

caveman 1: unga booga
caveman 2: dooga
*fucking sounds*

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021


celebrate our differences

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

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Discord ban

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house

me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021


cavemanish

the language spoken by cavemen

"ooga booga do ooga booga dong" is cavemanish for "I dont speak english"

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong November 30, 2021


Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021


ooga booga do ooga booga dong

cavemanish for "I don't speak english"

english speaker: hello
cavemanish speaker: ooga booga do ooga booga dong
english speaker: bunga dooga nog booga
cavemanish speaker: kooga

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong November 30, 2021