Gofble

to be extremely arrogant/ignorant/stupid/gay/retarded/bad.

it's just an all around awful word.

Shreeya and Sameer are extremely gofble.

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Headshot

When masturbating, you ejaculate with so much force that you hit your face.

Ryan: "dude i got a headshot last night."

Seth: "really? nice! on call of duty? with what a pistol? and who'd you hit?

Ryan: "Naw man. it was with my dick. and i hit myself."

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Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

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Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

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Flabbergas

when you can easily see a piece of skin hanging down from somebody else's neck.

You could easily see Mrs. Allen's flabbergas when she is yelling.

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Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.

Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

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