Random
Source Code
Random
A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.
Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
Mrs. Robinson
Frenemy of Phil Lester and Dan Howell and girls named Sarah.
A mature woman who is young at heart. She is unhappy with her life and seduces younger men in order to have something in her life that she can look forward to (funny definitions). Well, not all the young men, but one in particular, who has the initial that start with B, T, and M.
Mrs. Robinson: Hey, Sith Empire, you want me out of your life, but you can stop thinking about me. What gives?
Sith Empire: Bhahahaha! You wish! Crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Oh, now I get it, you are the evil Sith Empire.
Sith Empire: We are the boss and you're just a roach!
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, I never experienced anything so weird and crazy.
Mrs. Robinson
Who that girl? Oh la, la, la, la, la
Song by Eve.
Crush on this.
BEn
Mrs. Robinson: Hey Ben! What's up?
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.
You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.
Mrs. Robinson
Banned and rejected by Sith empire, but yet, want to make a parody about the outsider. Good at economics. Never gives out free lunches.
Whereâs my check?!
Mrs. Robinson: Why won't Sith Empire leave me alone? They don't want me in their group, but they want to use me to write their sketches only to make a fool of me and make money. They suck!!
Hot, Italian chicks who have large stones but big hearts. Quick-witted and likes to joke around. Sometimes mental. Awkward and pulls social suicides. A sucker for football players. Usually have money âcause their husbands bankroll them.
Boy1: Yo, did you see that phillybaby over there?
Boy2: Yeah, what about her?
Boy1: I think Imma make her mine.
Boy2: Sh!t, you can try. I heard she only dates dagos.
Boy1: Nah, Imma change her mind. Hit that MILF on Thursdayâs.
Boy2: you trippinâ
Helpagirlout?
Got something for ya . . .
Music by KB "Lil Boi"
-H$wartd St$rn
Austin: Don't you go pullin' a H$wartd St$rn on me. . . Biatch!
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.