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an acronym for oversized male genetalia. a disorder that affects more men and women than most realize.
(man looks at the urinal next to him)
oh my god! you really suffer from omg!
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The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.
Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu
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bartender, or server of alchoholic beverages extending great knowledge of whiskey
Man, I'm pretty depressed my old lady left again, think I'll go see the blue collar psychiatrist
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A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.
I ran out of that there toilet paper doncha know. Guess i'll just use that old Canadian Baday.
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a tasty drink, better known as a hot toddy which is comprised of hot tea and whiskey. Produces a very soothing effect on the throat.
I'm kinda sick and i have some jack daniels, think i'll make some kentucky cough syrup.
Any person usually a Marine with a desk job that is abnormally skilled at hitting long range targets with an ordinary stapler.
What was that?
Oh it was a staple from the snipler over there