Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

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CBHS guy

A catholic fuck. Usually uncircumcised. Always rapey. Probably addicted to synthetic noids because the monks won't let them smoke weed. Usually a scrawny piece of shit as a freshman, and the inevitable steroid use shrinks their balls to a peanut size by junior year. Enjoys taking it in the ass from other brothers and getting their asses whooped in sports by MUS every year.

Guy 1: You seen that heroin junkie that lives in the dumpster by Huey's?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a CBHS guy who somehow graduated and decided to major in gender studies, but left college after contracting STDs from other guys and is now homeless. He still wears his letter jacket from high school lacrosse, though.

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