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Under-Time is the shortage of hours given to an employee to do the same scope of work but in less time.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
Q) Are you working overnight with us to re-arrange the cereal shelves and move old stock to the front..we're even getting Over-Time..?
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
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Someone who creates Brilliant ideas that can be worth Billions
They are often willing to put their reputation and personal resources at risk, to change their own opinions, and to be a positive influence to others in order to cooperatively participate in creating local solutions that serve global interests and provide sustainable social and/or economic value.
Q-Why do you want to change what we've always done?
A-It is my only chance to become a Brillionaire!
Q-Are you sure they will still like us if we do that?
A-Yes/No/Maybe, but we can become Brillionaires!
Q-Aren't we entitled to have equal rights to happiness?
A-No, but you have equal rights to become a Brillionaire!
Q-Looks like you are down to your last dime?
A-Yes, and I'm only one idea away...
from becoming a Brillionaire !!
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- elected politicians that have LEFT their post and are hiding out across the border instead of representing people in their own state
HE: Have you seen anything of your state representative?
SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state
HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?
SHE: Exactly..!
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the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent
Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);
- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
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If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
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"baraUcKK" - the sad sick guttural sound made when anyone with a weak stomach tries to watch legislation being made (or sausage).
May also be associated with excessive celebration on Saint Barry's Day (April 1st).
Q -Have you noticed all the bickering in D.C.?...
A- Yes,it just makes me sick... baraUcKK!
Q- Did you see what your Congressman just voted for?..
A- Yes, it just makes me...baraUcKK!
the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)
HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?
SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....