shiksuccubus

Etymology: shiksa + succubus.

A gentile (non-Jewish) woman who takes pleasure in seducing young Jewish men and also taking their respective virginities if possible.

Burt: Why did you break up with the last Jewish guy you dated?
Cecilia: His mom wouldn't let me see him. I took his virginity, just like I'm about to take yours.
Burt: What are you, some kind of shiksuccubus?
Cecilia: NOOOOOOOO!

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running with the big dogs

A phrase used to describe one whose penis size is of adequate girth and length such that it is not frowned upon by fellow men.

Robert: My sex life is nonexistent.
Forman: Why is that?
Robert: I've got a 2-incher. I'm not exactly running with the big dogs.

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