HBH

Human Bitch Hormone. Similar to HGH (Human Growth Hormone) but for someone who is acting like a bitch.

Shirpo: Are Lampo and Xander fighting tonight?
Craig: They were going to, but Xander tested positive for HBH and backed out
Shirpo: What a bitch
Craig: I know, I don't even think he lifts

Geesh Waleese

"Jeez Louise" for dumb people

Shirpo: Hello, would you please send me the information that you promised to send to me 2 weeks ago?
Jen: GEESH WALEESE, your crazy. I called them and there going to send it tomorrow.
Shirpo: Geesh Waleese? You mean "jeez louise?"
Jen: Ugh, you think you no evertyhing! Bye!!

nicklebacked

A practical joke where one purchases several Nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. It's a way to ruin everyone's night by forcing them to listen to Nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself.

Bro 1: Man, who played all these Nickleback songs?
Bro 2: I saw Shirpo at the jukebox just before he left, I bet he Nicklebacked us.
Bro 1: That motherfucker....

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