New Zealanders

dudes who walk around in bare foot or something

person 1: I saw some guys walking around in bare foot today. it was kinda weird lol
person 2: must be new zealanders

All Engines Go

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MATTEL

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of All Engines Go?
Person 2: Oh, that shit? we don't talk about that.

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Call of Duty

9 year old online daycare.

9 year old's mom: dude you gotta go to school
9 year old: no, call of duty.