Bonsai children

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.

her bonsai children never grew up

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shocker with cheese

The standard shocker with the use of thumb and or tounge to stimulate the clitoris at the same time.

" I gave that ho the shocker w/cheese,needless to say she came 13 times..."

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4 20

Best holiday(which is today, april 20th)!

4-20! National Smoke Out Day

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lebron james

the dude deserved rookie of the year and yall need to stop hatin on the brother

LeBron James is the best rookie.

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Hacknitude

Transplanting hackney’s inbuilt agreession response onto another more passive geographical zone. Symptomised by loud tutting and teeth kissing. When someone is doing something that they are perfectly within their rights to do.

a motorist driving down a one way street the right way is given a liberal dose of hacknitude by the hacknified cyclist oncoming in the middle of the road.

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Black Child

Part of the INC, he'll gutt fitty with his blade!

"50, i had knife, u had a gun, u aint pop nuthin, i poked u, u called 9-1-1" - The Real Wanksta, Black Child

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anti parazi

God of Pk.

Anti Parazi's lightning coruscates over your mortal remains!

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