Potato Chipping

Verb: The shape a trampoline forms when you are trying to assemble it. It is extremely hard to flatten out during the assembly process, especially in the blistering Florida sun. This condition causes heavy perspiration and continuous cursing.

While assembling the trampoline on Christmas morning, we could not stop the trampoline from potato chipping. After several failed attempts to straighten it out, we decide to consume heavily.

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fitbaw

It's a stupit spelling of fitba, the Scots word for football. By football, I, of course, mean what Americans call "soccer".

Certainly not to be confused with fitb.

Ye wantin a game o fitbaw?

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