crap dust

To let out a long fart while walking around a room so as to evenly disperse the smell. This action can either confuse potential smellers as to the culprit OR ensure that everyone gets a whiff. Variation of crop dust.

Fraternity House

Kyle gets up off couch and walks across the living room letting out a fart with a smile on his face.

Mike says: You bastard, you crap dusted us, didn't you!

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