a person who uses cocaine a lot.
Tracy and Stephanie are yay monkeys!
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beer shakes is when you're body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not drinking. see weed shakes
Morgan couldn't drive his jeep because his beer shakes were too bad, so he brought himself a road soda to ease the pain.
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weed shakes is when your body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not smoking. see beer shakes
Charlie couldn't roll a joint because his weed shakes were too bad so he used his pipe instead.
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A tom guess is defined as a "slightly educated guess". However one cannot use the term "tom guess" unless he/she is referring to guessing on a particular question on a quiz or test/exam. Note, that a tom guess is not christmas tree or abacadaba. A tom guesser generally follows their conscious, in search for the correct answer".
Mike: psst, whats the answer to question 14?
Tom: I don't know, I "tom guessed" it.
Rex: sigh, another tom guess!
Robert: Rex, do you have a question?
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when a girl is so hot, all you want to do is club her boyfriend to death, grab the girl by the hair and drag her into your room and proceed to "fuck the shit out of her" perferably in the anus
person 1: look at that lady, shes gorgeous!
person 2: I know, I'd so caveman fuck her
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nazi weed is weed that burns for a long time, much like the jews were burnt in the zog machine. Usually burns similar to hash.
John: Hey Tom, come hit this!
Tom: ::Cough Cough::
Tom: Yo, thats nazi weed!
John: hell yeah!
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