Ottawa

Ottawa.

You know our city is boring when we talk about our NHL hockey team on Urban Dictionary.

Rick: Wow, I'm going to go see an Ottawa Senators game tonight!

Ed: Yeah, but did you know that the Ottawa Senators haven't won a stanley cup since 1927, and there is likely no chance that they will be winning any time soon so there is little to no point in supporting that team? Do you also realize that no one on the Ottawa Senators team is actually from Ottawa and that there are players from Toronto and the United States so how can you really call it your team? Did I also mention that hockey is one of the least popular sports in the world where it failed to compete with the top three most popular sports in the United States yet there are some people who make hockey such a big deal even though Canada is the only country where it is somewhat popular? Not only that but when you are going to a hockey game you are supporting a corrupt system where hockey players are allowed to make 250 thousand to 10 million dollars compared to scientists who are trying find the cure for cancer only making a mere 20 thousand dollars on minimum wage. Not only that, but a hockey university scholarship can get you 100 thousand dollars but the aspiring cancer researcher is left to pay up to 40 thousand dollars in student debt. How is that for fair? And let's talk about those kids that want to become hockey players instead of the next nobel prize winner? No wonder Canada is losing the race to become a main player on the global stage!

Rick: Wow, I'm going to go see an Ottawa Senators game tonight!

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