fair enough

A perfectly ambiguous response that provides no legitimate details pertaining to the question asked.

Girl: "We're gonna stop by later is that alright?"
Roommate 1: "Fair enough."

Some time later...

Girl: (*Barges in*) Hey! We're here!
Roommate 2: Who said you could come over..? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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figured it out

When an individual transitions from average looking to respectfully attractive within the span of a year.

Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?

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The Winter Break Challenge

Attempting to masturbate as many times as physically possible before your dick falls off, during the time between fall and spring semester.

Guy 1: "Just finished my last final!"
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."