FudgeMuppet

The act of fisting a loved one in the ass.

Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.

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Moving Furniture

The act of having such physically active sex that the result is that furniture is actually moved.

“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”

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