mmm num num num

The sound you make after seeing something so delicious that you just want to eat it all up (whether it is food or a female).

For a first-hand example, see the movie Role Models, when Augie is served chicken fingers.

In the movie Role Models, after his order of chicken fingers arrives at the restaurant:
Augie: *mmm num num num num num*

After seeing pictures of Avril Lavigne in Maxim:
Me: *mmm num num num num num*

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gas/poo complex

after a having too much dairy, beans, or just sitting too long you have to go to the bathroom and instead of nice clean turds you spew out what is known as a "gas/poo complex" - characterized by intermittent clumps of solid logs, tiny floaters, and farts.

i'm lactose intolerant but i couldn't help but eat that pint of ice cream anyway, as a result the next day i formed a gas/poo complex

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Poop Bridge

When you take a poop and one poop released from your anus floats in the water (forms a floater). Then a second poop, partially released from your anus hangs down and touches the poop in the water, thereby connecting the poop in your butt to the poop in the water, and forming a "poop bridge".

I ate a huge salad yesterday and made a massive poop bridge the next day.

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watchaupto

short for "what are you up to?"

when "what's up", "sup", "how's it going", and "how are you" just don't cut it

me: watchaupto?
friend: chillin bro, straight up chillin

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whispering eye

a term used in olden days for vagina.

on the phone with your gf after a fight:
"baby, i miss your whispering eye"

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