dick-in-ass

adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one's tolerance for the aforementioned things.

I'm tired of that dick-in-ass bitch who thinks he's so flippin' cool.

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Lady Days

n. menstrual period

Goddamn you, Lady Days, I wish there was an "eject" button for my uterus.

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orgasmia

n. relating to and/or resulting in orgasm

The new (insert never-heard-of-dick-in-ass pretentious indie band) album is pure orgasmia.

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