Perkasie

A small town in Bucks County, PA where the inhabitants are known as "Perkasites" due to their similarities to Parasites. Most of the people who grow up in Perkasie will never leave. They will hang out at The Olde Towne Tavern, a grungy hole in the wall dive bar where people waste their nights and lives away in night after night or the young ones will just roam the streets aimlessly or loiter in parks and parking lots. Perkasie used to be a quaint, somewhat cute town but these days its filled with heroin shooting, coke snorting, bar flies and it'll stay that way until people realize there is more to the world than this town.

"Wanna go to Perkasie tonight and sit in McDonalds parking lot with our trucks and confederate flags?"

"No, thanks. I'd rather buy some shitty coke and go to the old towne where i can snort lines off the back of a filthy toilet like the rest of the Perkasites."

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