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Spoon

An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.

"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci

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TV Remote

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

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