boregasm

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.

I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...

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shiv

a pile of stuff that has come together naturally, not intentionally, on the floor, sofa or desk.

"Mind that shiv there on your way to the kitchen-"

"That's a nice shiv collecting there in the corner."

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