Dick Haze

A phenomenon wherein a person's (usually a biological male's) judgment becomes extremely clouded and distorted by horniness, leading them to think unreasonable thoughts and make unreasonable decisions they otherwise would not think/make. Usually easily fixable by masturbating.

John: Dude, Jessica is so cute and funny, I think I have a crush on her! I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow.
later, after masturbating:
John: What did I ever see in Jessica? I can't believe I seriously considered asking her out. Must have been the dick haze.

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