turd nuggets

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.

K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"

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nuggeted

To convey the end of a romantic entanglement by means of excrement. The nuggeter leaves the nuggetee unflushed turd nuggets in the toilet rather than breaking up using traditional means such as text messages or Post-It notes. The nuggetee thus becomes nuggeted.

This really sucks. My hamster just died and I think I'm gonna get nuggeted by this chick I've been seeing.

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