Mr. Wright

A loving, carefree man who sadly lost his wife in a coma at a very young age. She was 14. Mr. Wright is a big fan of people called Janet, but if you are named anything else, he will despise you and all that you are worth. He’s destroyed planets, ended bloodlines, all for Janet.

Mr. Wright: “JAAAAAAAN WHERE AARE YOUUU”
Janet: *quiet lung breathing sounds*
*Mr. Wright runs into Janets room*
Jan is dead
Mr. Wright: “JAAAAAAAAAAAAAN”

Doing a Lauren

When a female wants to do something, but the male declines.

Female : "Wanna Pokemon Go and chill - like tonight?"
Male : "Hell Nah!"
- example of Doing a Lauren

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