morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

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Bippy

A nuclear holocaust.

Quick get the general, there's one big bippy coming our way.

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Mother Trucker

The matron saint of the Teamsters. Viewed as a diety, her image is often visible on the mudflaps of tractor trailers.

As he roared into the night, the last thing visible on Earl's rig was those Mother Trucker mudflaps.

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