stupid

it's either of three (if only):
1. stupid (thing) - when someone finds something difficult to comprehend;
2. stupid (person) - same as above;
3. stupid (situation) - as before but see below.

- I can't understand how people can live in temperatures below zero. It's just stupid! For me 'zero' is too cold!
- I think it's just you who's stupid here if you can't understand that!
- No! This whole conversation is just stupid! (meaning how could it be that it's 'just' me?)

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eau d'or

Heavy, headache-causing perfume smell that allows to follow the person that wears it without getting closer than 10-30 feet (up to 10 m). Also triggers conditioned response based on unvolunatry movement of fingers trying to ignite the lighter.

I saw her/him walking from the distance. My eyes clenched on her/his body movements. As I was getting closer to open my mouth to start conversation something punched me straight into my face. Her/his eau d'or was so strong that it knocked my other senses off for couple of seconds. Exactly for her/him to pass me and mix into the crowd. Ten minutes later I still couldn't think of anything else.

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