Brunski

When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

"BBBBbbbbrrrRRRRUUUUUuuunnnNSssKEEEEeeeeeeee"

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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

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kick-fucking

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.

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cookie game

Choose a piece of food, e.g. a Chips Deluxe, that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to fervently jerk off all over it. Last one to get their jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

I'll bet they play the cookie game in the Oval Office and that Rumsfield is on a losing streak.

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