Spy

Someone who suffers from intellectual from disabilities, aka a retard.

Bob: Why is that guy licking that window?

Rob: Because he’s a spy.

Bob: You’re right! Let’s go listen to Chubby Behemoth brand podcast!

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Hen-Play

When you strip naked, lay down in the dirt and let chickens peck you all over.

“What happened to your eye?”

“I lost it in a hen-play accident at my uncle’s farm.”

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Percheron

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"

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Chinese Mullet

When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths

Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…

Girl #2: How was it?

Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!

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looky-loo

Noun: A worthless poor person that can’t participate in expensive hobbies

“I hate going ice-fishing, because all the looky-loo’s that can’t afford boats are out on the lake.”

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