Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

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Dayton payday

When you're hanving sex with a hooker and you cum on her face and throw the money on her face so it sticks to the cum.

That hooker was being a bitch so i gave her a dayton payday.

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