baby ruth

A poo found floating in the swimming pool. From the movie Caddyshack, where a real Baby Ruth bar in the pool was mistaken for fecal matter, causing the pool to be evacuated.

I had a rough day at work today--I had to fish a Baby Ruth out of the pool and kick everyone out for the rest of the day, on one of the hottest days of the summer so far!

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CBD

Critical Bollock Depth. When a guy is lowering himself slowly into a cold body of water, such as an outdoor swimming pool, this is the point at which his nuts become fully immersed and he lets out a shriek.

Person going into water: "FUUUUUUUCKK, I've just reached CBD".

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