maddie mehollin

maddie mehollin is, quite frankly, one of the scariest bitches on the block. she is the founder of the infamous private story “heruinedmydreamjournal”, which on a daily basis scars everyone who views it. she loves to post greg heffley memes, massive schlongs, and various different depictions if peppa pig. one of her favorite hobbies is scrolling through tik tok for 8 hours straight on a daily basis, calling out fuckboys and trump supporters, and trademarking emojis such as “😐”, “😀”, “🖕🏻😐🖕🏻“, “🍖😐🍖”, and “👁👄👁”. there isn’t exactly a single word to describe maddie, for she is truly one of the weirdest craziest bitches out there. she is the youngest in her grade, which only fuels her anger and edginess. warning: if you get a redneck, confederate flag owning boyfriend, he will be incinerated by her glance. also, if you possess extra cheddar goldfish or concord grapes... hide. overall, she’s a wacky bitch but she’s also pretty dope. go follow @heruinedmydreamjournal on tik tok (at your own risk)

“Have you heard of Maddie Mehollin? I saw Peppa Pigs dick on her private story yesterday. Fun timez!!”
“I asked Maddie Mehollin to go fishing with me and she self destructed on sight”

“I heard that Maddie Mehollin has the hots for Dr. Doofenschmurtz”

temps

short for “temporary license”. otherwise known as a “permit”, or learners permit.

Person 1: “Hey! Did you pass your temps test??”

Person 2: “Yes! I have my temps now!”