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the interactions of individual grad students who have unlimited access to the internet is often characterized by the exchange of eclectic scientific articles they encountered during their research. This has resulted in some forms of observed social impairment in these students who cannot carry out normal conversations without referencing scientific journals, sometimes even with citations already inserted. Post Immersion in Scientific Studies Syndrome (PISSs) is additionally characterized by a need to structure any written piece into clearly defined introduction, methods, results, discussion and conclusion sections, even if the piece is purely anecdotal or a journal entry. Tremors and muttering of a formerly associated adviser's name may be witnessed along with an inverted sleep schedule. PISSs can be therapeutically treated by gradually engaging in activities with non-academic individuals and browsing through pictures of cats.
Grad Student A: wow it looks like you have a serious case of PISSs
Grad Student B: what? if I take a piss now I can't finish reading this paper on thermonuclear power generation
Grad Student A: no I wasn't telling you to, just that your hand keeps shaking and you keep talking about Dr. Strangebottoms
Grad Student B: probably just the coffee I haven't had because I can't even leave my seat, these articles are so riveting
Grad Student A: here, look at some pictures of cats. Reddit will save you from PISSs
A fizzleblitz is a faster version of fizzling out (see: fizzled out) that results in a sudden termination of the fizzling process, thus terminating any future hope or redemption. Maybe you didn't know the person for very long or told them to give you a blumpkin. Maybe the kink factor was too much for them. Or the texting was going great until you sent them that text that was supposed to go to your ex and told them you only check out /r/wtf for pics of my little ponies licking each other. Regardless, whatever fizzling was happening just blitzed out of existence.
Girl: That guy who would have fizzled out on me just dropped out of existence. Friend: You shouldn't have shown him that picture of you biting a dildo Girl: oh come on, I was drunk, it was funny, and from a frat party! Friend: Maybe, but you had a chance and now he totally just fizzleblitzed your ass
YOLO is a way for people to simplify metaphysics and the existential meaning they wish to bestow upon life into four letters that allows them to bypass deep thinking in order to justify their actions relative to the fininteness of their lives. They don't allow themselves to think about the emotions connected to this objectification of self and the consequences associated with their actions, thus denying their essence of being in favor of a more short term "live as if you will die tomorrow" philosophy that does not actually lend to the true metaphysics behind YOLO; only scraping its surface.
Person 1: "Dude I can't possibly grasp my purpose in life. Why am I here? Why are any of us here? What am I supposed to do with my life?"
Person 2: "Don't worry dude. Just have fun! Let's go have unprotected sex and I'll cum in your mouth! YOLO!"
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