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1. Milk Breath. Possibly said by an over-tired or drunk person.
2. The state of a person's breath after having given a blowjob.
3. Rhymes with Breast Milk.
1. "Dude.... dude.. dude. Check out my breath milk."
2. Paris had a bad case of breath milk when she was on South Park.
3. *cough* Waffle.
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1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
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As on the classic marijuana scale, sex that is decidedly The BEST.
01:30 +1: I'm positive, otherwise you need some stronger sex =)
01:31 n: i guess so. some of that headies sex?
01:32 +1: Just like that headies sex bathing in hash oil
01:35 +1: Just fucked up to the point you're effectively paralyzed, can't get up or do nothing =)
for reference
Marijuana Hierarchy:
1) Headies
2) Beasters
3) Mids
4) Schwag
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the punkest instrument known to man.
the dropkick murphys play bagpipes. check it.
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sex.
also, "the guy from radiohead."
thom yorke is 19 years, 9 months, and 28 days older than i am. and i would wreck that guy.
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a person who wants to be "punk," dresses like a "punk," uses the word "punk" as often as possible, listens to "punk" music, and pretends to give a shit about politics. (see: george w bush.) listens to mainstream- and pop-punk, and drops names of classic punk (sex pistols, ramones) or obscure (possibly made-up) bands as often as possible, but doesn't actually own any of their music. thinks they make up for it by owning tshirts with their picture on them from hot topic. loves sid vicious. (doesn't realize he wasn't in the original lineup and didn't actually play any instruments on the records, because glen matlock recorded for them even after he left the band.) acts like a dick to anyone at a show who isn't dressed like them. has lots of piercings, preferably multiple lip piercings, a monroe, or something random like an arm piercing. thinks it's "punk" to do drugs, drink, and smoke, because they're underage and their parents still pay for their room and board, food, electricity, heating, water, and their crappy clothes. loves myspace. or hates myspace, because it's run by the Establishment. covers themselves in safety pins for absolutely no reason. thinks DIY means cutting up your hot topic tshirt with the used on it to show off your cleavage. has had a fauxhawk at least once in their life.
a self-proclaimed punk is most often a punkster.
Punkster: OMG, i hate George Bush. Fuckin Nazi. I wish somebody would assassinate him already and kill his whole family. He did 9/11 you know!
Me: Who cares about Bush? We already know he's a dick, we already know he's fucked things up, but he's going to be out of office in a year or so anyway. There are other things in the world that are more important right now. If you want something to change, DO it.
Punkster: Fuck you, fuckin poseur. (Walks away, chains, saftey pins, and piercings jingle)
Me: OMG, I hate punksters.
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