Yoyo

You will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet a Yoyo. Yoyo has his heads on his shoulders, and a handsome head at that. He has a month's worth of music on his computer. When he farts he creates concertos fit for a king. He is very good at slappin da bass. Yoyos are known for having the softest lips ever. When he kisses you it's the perfect balance between passion and tenderness. He is super considerate. Even if it is in the dead of night, he will run to a bodega to make sure you are well fed.

Man, you're so lucky to have met Yoyo. He's a real catch. I wish I had a Yoyo.

When Yoyo holds me I feel like I might burst any second with happiness.

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