FBNN

When a major local, national, or international event occurs then all of your friends suddenly become journalists/reporters transforming your Facebook feed into news ticker worse than CNN's.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that shooting, the suspect is on the loose and on a spree"
Guy B: "Yeah, I wasn't at home to watch it on the news, but lucky for me FBNN has been keeping me updated."

swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

Lunchboxing

When you or your co-workers eat lunch in the same room and stink-up the place with your smelly food.

It's 12:30 and the I.T. department door is closed. They must be lunchboxing their office again because I can smell that food from down the hall.

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