doompa

A person who believes they have had many successfully relationships when in fact they are always across the internet or with a girl who has never had the attention of a male. Always live in some far away place. Rarely meet in real life when they do nothing ever happens. Boasts about getting sent nudes even though they could of just when on pornhub. Things there rock solid because some girls said they would do some spicy stuff even though there is zero commitment as they live a million miles away.

doompa - A deluded person who thinks there a pure lady killer
bob - I've purefully caught another bird mate you should get your game on
steve - stop being such a doompa and get a real girl friend