pudding pie

The act of a man placing a swirl of fecal matter on another man's chest, placing the shirt back over it, and smacking it flat with a frying pan. The end result will create a warm smelling pie with the edges oozing delicious pudding.

Derptie: The other day my sweetie let me drop a pudding pie on him! BEST valentine's day gift ever!

unknowing Derpette: That's just wonderful! I like vanilla pudding.

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