Justin Bieber

A 15 year old Canadian kid who sounds quite a bit like Miley Cyrus. He is famous for his looks (like his trademark woman hair) and is loved by just about every girl ages 9-15. All of his songs are about the same thing: I am yet to hear a Bieber song that is not about him thinking he is in love with a girl. Seriously, dude, your 15, you don't need "somebody to love." He thinks he is cool because he has done songs with rappers. Well, newsflash kid, the only reason they collaborated with you is to earn money and become more famous themselves.

All in all, Justin Bieber isn't that great. He will be history once he hits puberty.

me, first time hearing bieber: eww, miley cyrus has another song out. annnnnd it sounds just as skanky.

radio announcer: And that was the new teenage Popstar, Justin Bieber! Did you know he is from Canada?

me: ...

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