Religish

1. Sort of religious.

2. Picks and chooses/Is not consistent in religious practice.

3. Motivation and seriousness of religious dedication unclear

Shiva goes to church but only if the Sunday falls out on Yom Kipur. I guess she's only Religish.

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SCOR

Slowest Car On the Road

1. To SCOR someone is to pass them thereby leaving them the SCOR
2. To get SCORed is when one or many pass you, generally due to your extremely slow driving, leaving you the SCOR

1. That guy we just overtook drives like my grandma! We totally SCORed him!
2. Dude, you drive like my grandma, it's no wonder everyone is SCORing us

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Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage

1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic

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Rendezvouses

The plural of the word "rendezvous" that is not "rendezvous".

Despite their promise never to meet again she rendezvouses with him all the time.

It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.

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Sentenco

A typo for sentences

Definition:
1. A misspelling or improper allocation of a bunch of words
2. A correct sentence sent to the wrong person

Typically done when typing or texting.

The sentenco generally goes unnoticed until someone points out your error. This makes you feel a bit silly while also showing the other person to be the uptight dickwad, who doesn't let things slide, that he/she is.
Sometimes, one doesn't focus on one's grammar, punctuation, check the recipient, or simply has to many chat windows open; when that happens and you are made aware, you know you had a sentenco.

Example 1:
Randomly sms from Guy 1: I had better not see your scrawny ass if you don't bring the 30$ you owe me!

Guy 2: dude, feel like I'm missing half a conversation here. whats up?

Guy 1: Sorry man. Sentenco.

Example 2:
Girlfriend: I got an sms from you today calling me Heather and saying how you'd be free tonight when you told me you were sick in bed!

Boyfriend: Shit. Totally the worst time for a sentenco!

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Mongeese

What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose.
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)

Look, it's a mongaggle of mongeese!

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Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

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