Panda

A Panda describes a fat woman of age 18 and over. Its natural habitat is in and around "The Hive" in Edinburgh, Scotland. However, it can and is found in areas all over the world.

Pandas are generally very friendly and have a high sex drive, often leading to many one night stands and general slutty behaviour. In most cases any shy or quiet Pandas can easily be opened up (in more ways than one) by proving them with Alcohol.

Approach with caution.

"Here mate, I so pulled a Panda last night."
"Lewis really is a Panda baiter isn't it?"
"She is such a Panda"

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