cous-cous change

when you go into a shop and they give you ALL of your change in 1p, 2p, 5p and you just wanna kill them

tesco dude : here's your change
*1p,2p,5p's*
me: WTF DUDE i dont want cous-cous change!?! i cant pay for a fancy dinner with COUS-COUS CHANGE