Orgasm

A state in which a person or a group of people experience body rocking vibrations. Usually hard to resist and leads to unsurpassable pleasure.

The orgasm that rocked New York today left the populous city in shambles.

Orgasms are natural phenomena that are almost unpredictable and lead to extensive loss of life. Somehow animals are able to sense when an orgasm is about to happen and tend to migrate away from the epicentre of vibration.

A person who studies orgasms is called a seismologist.

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Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)

Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.