Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

Inappropsies

A shortened version of Inappropriate, meant for correcting people who say fucked up shit at the wrong time. Handy for those working in institutions, schools, & rehabs.

Counselor Jane: Guys we are going to create clay figures today to express our feelings! How do y’all feel about that?
Patient Bob: This is so fuckin gay.

Counselor Jane: Now, Bob that’s inappropsies for our environment.

Nast

Shortened for “Nasty”; when something is enough to slightly disgust you or discourage your interest.

Bob: That deli down the block is open if your hungry.
Jane: Dude I’ve been in there for cigs and the place is so nast. No way.